Movies You Might Have Missed

Now I am no movie expert nor am I a movie critic I just know what I like. And these four movies I really liked. For obvious reasons I can't go into great detail without giving away the ending so I will describe why I liked the movie Rather then What it is about.
So first up "Shoot Em Up" starring Clive Owen,Paul Giamatti and the lovely Monica Bellucci. Clive Owen plays a man called Smith yes just Smith. His character reminds me of Freddy Krueger from Nightmare On Elm Street. Why you ask. Because he can be very bad while being very funny. Not your typical good guy but you find yourself routing for him to the very end. His skill with weapons is like a cross between Bruce Lee and MaGuyver. The villain in this movie Paul Giamatti is like a cross between Elmer Fud and the Coyote trying to catch the road runner. Only this villain could not catch a cold but will have you laughing till it hurts. The Lovely Monica Bellucci plays a hooker who likes to treat men like little babies. And lets face it with a beautiful woman we are babies only she takes it to the extreme. I will let your mind run with that one. So if you like non stop action and side splitting fun then give this film a shot pun intended.


Next I would like to mention "While She Was Out" starring Kim Basinger. Kim plays a wife of a abusive jerk who physically and verbally attacks her from the minute he walks through the door. Kim is Della who tries her best to please her man while raising the two kids and keeping up their home. It's Christmas Eve and the jerk sends Della out on some errands. What happens to Della next changes her life forever and those around her. Kim Basinger gives her best performance I have ever seen in all her films. Della is about to take the world by the balls and squeeze. And the ending will have you jumping off your couch cheering for poor Della.


Here I present to you "The Last Legion" starring Colin Firth, Ben KIngsley and the extraordinary beauty Aishwarya Rai. For you men out there Aishwarya Rai is worth watching this film alone her beauty is breath taking. This film starts at the fall of the great Roman Empire. Barbarians are at the gates and a child sits on the throne. The adventure that follows will have you riveted to your seat. Great fight scenes and non stop action had me watching this film over and over. This film gives you a whole new perspective on the Roman Empire and what brought it to it's knees. The ending will surprise you in a good way.


Okay I have saved the best for last "ZombieLand" starring Emma Stone,Woody Harrelson,Jesse Eisenberg and Abigail Breslin. Now I know you horror movie haters are going to say no way. Well that's too bad for you cause your going to miss out on all the fun. Lets face it the world is over and your about to be on the menu. So why not have a little fun before you die? This movie takes Shaun Of The Dead and kicks it's ever loving ass up and down the street. This film is as funny as Night Of The Living Dead was terrifying. The acting in most horror movies I admit sucks and not in a good way either. Zombieland however gives four performances that deserve Oscar nods. You heard me right the acting is outstanding and Woody I use to hate your acting but brother hats off in this movie. Emma your acting matches your looks smoking hot. Finally A horror film With a plot and great acting. The perfect storm end of the world flesh eating zombies hot chick and a story played out by great actors. Thank you Hollywood but what the hell took so long? Trust me you will never look at horror movies the same way after watching this film. As Woody's character Tallahassee would say it's Time To Nut Up or Shut Up!